monsters, inc bloopers transcript

Genre: Animation | Adventure | Comedy Director: Pete Docter, David Silverman (Boo's door jerks violently and heads off towards the exit. Mike: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, where are you going? (Mike halts abruptly. Randall materializes, hanging from the ceiling.). Mike: Hey, get lost, you two. Mike: Good morning, Roz, my succulent little garden snail. Help!!!! Mike walks in.). (Screen flashes to Mike and Sulley taking behind a menu). Mike: Hey, genius, you wanna know why I bought the car? ), Sulley: Ready or not, here I come!! Look out! ), Sulley: Ah, yes! The lights in the apartment surge. You! With each hit, he changes colors and patterns.) Sulley: It's just a closet. Sulley stands over the bed, tucking in the sheets.). Step aside, kid. (The machine comes closer to Randall and Mike.). The loose eyestalk rests atop the garbage pile, making it look like Boo is in amongst the trash. OhNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Boo squeals happily as her door enters the Scare Floor on the conveyor belt above. Mike: Really? (amused) Ha-ha! On the other side of the desk, Randall silently uncamouflages. Mr. Waternoose: (on TV) the best refineries, and research into new energy techniques. He scans for Boo, then takes off towards the entrance.). Carefully matching every child to their ideal monster, to produce superior scream. We can't trust Randall. (On the TV, a bored child watches as various monsters cycle past. Monsters, Inc. (2001) Bloopers Outtakes Gag Reel FilmIsNow Movie Bloopers & Extras 2.69M subscribers Subscribe 28K Share 3.3M views 9 years ago Monsters, Inc. (2001) Bloopers Outtakes Gag. I was just mad, that's all. They all wear little dog collars, too. ), (Screen flashes, the piece of cereal lands in front of her. Monsters, Inc. (2001) - Trivia - IMDb I'm a nice guy. I was up all night trying to find it! CDA Agent: I'll get him. You have your own climate. (Mike slams his fits on the desk. (They head onto a nearby beach house. Too expensive. Sulley: Wa, wa, wa, wa. Mike: I wasn't scared, I have allergies. Splish! Sulley is gone. Mike: Hey, less talk, more pain, marshmallow boy! Sulley: (v.o.) (Sulley whimpers as he shows Mike the cube.). Well, that is great. Mike: You know, I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself! The top door pops open and Sulley jumps out, followed by Mike. It's (putting it all together) Ohhhhh. Mike and Sulley walk out the door, with lunch boxes in their hands.). It'll be empty, you idiot! Where are you? Randall: I'm about to revolutionize the scaring industry. Mike: Get that thing away from me, you guys! But we both know it's true! Mike: He's a paranoid delusional furball. Mike: Think romantical thoughts. All is quiet. (Sulley goes up and down, roaring on two levels. I'm trying to be honest, just hear me out. Sulley freezes. (As Mike was amazed to see himself on TV, the phone rings, and Mike grabs the receiver.). Mr. Bile, can you tell me what you did wrong? Smitty: We just wanted to wish you good luck today. Her hood flops open, revealing her scared face.). Aaaah! Sulley sees it too: The MI duffle bag is now giggling and hobbling away on little human kid-feet that poke out from the bottom of the bag.). A Jumbo-tron screen displaying the MI logo switches over to a map. We would've had it made! (Mr. Waternoose and Flint escort the recruits out of the room.). (CRASH! Boo sits at one end of the room coloring while at the other end Mike and Sulley hunker behind a chair, tossing her pieces of cereal.). (Jerry hits a human child emergency button. Mike: (being pulled from both sides) Okay, here's the truth! Sulley: Okay, Boo, it's time to go home. Sulley: (to himself) So the pink copies goes to accounting, the fuchsia ones go to Roz. Monsters, Inc. | Disney Wiki | Fandom She scampers off down the hall.). (Mike turns his back on Sulley, folding his arms. Needleman: Quiet! Bye, Sulley! She is the one! That's not what I was going to say! No, I didn't! (Later at the Monstropolis street, the camera closes on a newspaper stand with headline: "ROLLING BLACKOUTS EXPECTED." Sulley slowly lifted his head. Mike: What's that thing? Come on, hey! (Mike runs to the TV, Sulley slips and falls. The day care monsters scream. CDA agent #2: Please clear the contaminated area. She doesn't like Mike to yell at Sulley.). (he rewinds the tape and plays it.). (Randall glares at Waternoose. (Mike stares at Sulley as if he is insane.). Bye-bye. She immediately runs towards Sulley on the stage.). (singing and dancing out of the lobby) You and me, me and you, both of us together! Jerry: (to Mr. Waternoose) We've lost fifty-eight doors this week, sir. Mike: Sulley, I've had enough. DO SOMETHING!!! Sulley breaks a pipe off the wall and slides it through the door handles just as Waternoose slams against the door. Mike: Are you out of your (screams) miiiiiiiiiiind?!!!!! It fits perfectly. Sulley lifts himself back up into the room. As he runs, a line of toy duckies caught on his tail quack along after him. Yeti: It won't be so hard for you guys, though, you know, I mean, how lucky can you get? You're about to see the best in the business. Everyone knows you gonna get us through it. The cube travels down a conveyor belt towards Sulley. (Sulley exits the stage as the crowd cheers. He's trying to boost his numbers. Sulley: The power's out. Mike: YOU'RE STILL NOT LISTENING!?!?! Using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild. Needleman: Is not! Several assistants follow suit. Mike place a door near the edge of the platform, opens it, and crouches down in front like a baseball catcher.). Mike: (pretending to act stubborn) I'll never talk. ), (The kid howls with laughter. Charlie: (gasps) 23-19!! Fungus: Hmm, you're still behind, Randall. You've been #1 for too long, Sullivan! He frantically removes the door that's currently in the station.). Roz: Well, isn't that nice? (Mike opens the door, but sees only other doors stacked behind it.). (Boo smiles and gives a little nod. Randall: Come on, come on, come on! (Randall nods at Fungus, who presses buttons on the console.). An oxygen-like mask inches towards Mike's face.). ), Needleman: so then I said "if you talk to me like that again, we're through.". Monsters, Inc. (2001) Bloopers Outtakes Gag Reel. Sulley emerges from the door and cracks his knuckles. ), (Randall looks up, but Mike is gone. Needleman: Whoa! The filmmakers asked permission from Toho (Godzilla's film studio) to use a Godzilla roar, but Toho turned them down, so Ted responds with a chicken cluck instead. You know, it only works if you have every piece. Fight that plaque! (Mr. Waternoose, CEO of Monsters, Inc., steps from the shadows.). Try not to run through anymore closets. (he storms toward Boo's door.) Outside the factory, The CDA agents shut Waternoose into the back of the van and drive away. Mike: Hello? Sulley: Okay, how 'bout I sit here until you fall asleep? he tucks the teddy bear in next to her.). The traffic sign changes from "DON'T STALK" to "STALK", replacing the red hand and the green monster walking. The door lands in the station. ), (Mike is still wedged inside the garbage can.). He and Sulley look up to see the entire scare floor looking at them. Celia: (over P.A.) This is a limited time offer. The photographer looks up and sees Mary. ), (Suddenly Boo slips through Sulley's arms and disappears, Boo screams. Come on, keep coming, keep coming Mike: Come on, and follow the sultry sound of my voice. Waternoose: W-what are you doing? Especially you, James. Laughter emanates from the kid's room, filing the tank. Mike smiles as a gigantic can fills with laughs.). It's fine. Sulley rushes to the toilets, stuffs Mary's junk into the bowl, and flushes it down. (Charlie's door opens, and a goofy-looking furry monster named George Sanderson emerges.). Smitty is shown wearing Fungus' glasses. Mike: Sulley, please, don't blow this. It can happen. Good, Sulley! This has gone too far.). I'll take good care of the kid. Sure. He's after Boo. Are there kids in it? Mike? Mr. Waternoose: How many times do I have to tell you? Does that matter? He exits, leaving a trail of more slime. (Mike emerges from behind the door, carrying Boo's monster costume.). (The Yeti holds out a tray of yellow snowcones.). (Roz and the CDA Agents exit. Goodbye, Monsters, Inc.! Guy takes five steps and he's there. Computer voice: (over P.A.) Oh, Googly Bear! (Sulley starts to walk out, but the kid whines anxiously. (Sulley tosses Mike the can of "odorant". (Sulley and Mike turn toward the noise. Mike's feet are wet, and one of his feet has toilet paper on it.). , (George Sanderson, Josh Rivera and a green cyclops pop out from behind the door props as they sing with Mike and Sulley.). , (A male monster scream, which almost sounds like Tino Insana's voice, can be heard as the crowd of monsters run across the stage behind Mike. We're sitting targets! This company can't afford any more bad publicity. The lights flare to a white hot brightness, and then POP! Sulley: (on TV) We're working for a better tomorrow today! You're making him lose his focus. , Mike and Sulley: (v.o.) She whimpers. Mike: Help! Randall emerges from the door, confused. (Boo continues to wail. Tough kids, sissy kids, kids who climb on rocks (This diversion is more that Sulley can handle.). Mike appears behind it. Come on! Mike: Hey, you hear that? Frank, a newspaper delivery monster tosses a paper on the stoop of Mike and Sulley's apartment building. I love scaring kids in bed! (As Sulley listens to Mike, his eyes are drawn to the purple, scale-like fabric of his reclining chair. What about us?! (Randall gulps. Mike: To drive it! Celia: (calling) Michael!!!! Terrified, Boo's face widens in fear and she runs to hide. Betty! (Celia leaps in and squeezes Mike's cheek.). Ms. Flint: No, no, before that. Make her laugh again. What'd you do with it? (A monster with dozens of eyes steps forward to corroborate). Ple- stop, stop, stop. Mr. Waternoose: Aaah! But I must admit it, big guy, you always come through. (A scream comes from another door. We see the toys on the shelf. Mike gasps as a blinding flash emerges from under the metal device. Look! ), (Screen flashes to Sulley and Mike walking up to a pair of familiar green dinosaur legs.). (coyly) Michael, you're such a charmer. I went and got her card key, and now I have her card key. Mary stares back at him, wide awake.). ), (A dilapidated trailer sits swamp-side. The idea for Monsters, Inc. started with a lunch in 1994. A snowball hits Sulley in the back. (Later in the living room, Sulley hangs upside-down from a beam, doing some "gravity" sit-ups.). The lights surge. You're doing great! Later at the curbside, Mike approaches a shiny new convertible and holds up a set of keys.). (As the commotion clears, Sulley peeks out from behind Boo's door. Boo squeals with delight. Sulley's eyes widen. And, uh, how's Georgie doing? Ha-ha! (On the TV, a child is vacantly staring at a television set. Look, you and I are a team. Could be contaminated. I think you mean "Wonderland"! Charlie: Hey, Wazowski, nice job. One second later:), (Sulley runs back past the lockers, panic-stricken. Mike: Again? Follow it! Waternoose: Hmmm, must have missed the memo. Sulley: (muttering to himself) Did you see the way she looked at me? ), (The same image of the restaurant becomes part of a news report, with the word, "KID-TASTROPHE!" When he was banished, he fashioned an enormous diaper out of poison ivy. Mike: I'm telling you, big daddy, you're gonna be seeing this face on TV a lot more often. Mary squeals with delight. Hey! JackFrostandfriend's movie-spoof of "Monsters, Inc." Cast: James P. Sullivan ("Sulley") - Sky (Winx Club) Mike Wazowski - Hiro Hamada (Big Hero 6) Boo - Vanellope Von Schweetz (Wreck-it Ralph) Randall Boggs - Vector (Despicable Me) Mr. Henry J. Waternoose III - Mephisto (Lolirock) Celia Mae - GoGo Tomago (Big Hero 6) (Sulley looks at Boo and sighs. ), (The Scarers stop opposite their doors. QUEEN: Now, Dot, be nice to your sister. Mike: Somebody's gotta take care of you, you big hairball. Mike's face is totally obscured by the bar code. ), (Boo comes skipping around a corner and run into a group of monster kids. The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. Sulley: (to Randall) She's not scared of you anymore. ), Mike and Sulley: (v.o.) Don't worry. ), (Mike dashes in with a take-away box, which he uses to delicately scoop her up. Smitty: Oh, no. Mike: Hey! Mike drops the bear and runs to the window, pulling the shade shut.). We scare because we care. ), (Sulley and Mike watch as Fungus and Randall struggle to break free of the crowd. The end credits contained the bloopers only on the Fullscreen version, while the Widescreen version contained the original credits with no bloopers (the original DVD had both the Widescreen and Fullscreen versions on it). Of course I was the ball (The kid looks on, skeptically. Mr. Waternoose: Tell that to the board of directors. Sulley rounds the locker bank and disappears from view. He's about to eject it when he notices that the light above the station is illuminated. Did you see me? ), (Outside of Monsters, Inc., helicopters hover over the factory as large black trucks squeal into the parking lot. Boo's head peeks out over the set. Monsters, Inc. is the fourth animated film produced by Pixar.It is directed by Pete Docter, with the screenplay by Andrew Stanton and Daniel Gerson, and the story by Docter, Jill Culton, Jeff Pidgeon and Ralph Eggleston.It was released on November 2, 2001. ), Waiters: ! If we send her back, it's like it never happened. ), Sulley: (v.o.) Sushi?! No, hey, hey, that's my bed. Mike: Whoo! (to Sulley) How about you, big fella? Needleman: (Dressed as Randall) Alright, Wazowski! Mike: Ha, ha, ha, ha. (This gets Randall's attention. Ha ha ha! I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you. As Randall exits the floor, Sulley watches as Boo's door disappears into the vault, and with it all hope of getting rid of Mary. She'll be a big hit. Come on. What a night for my mother to be in the audience, ladies and gentlemen! And if I were handsome , Sulley: (v.o.) The boy looks around the room, nervously, eyes growing wide. Hey! And the fact that laughter is ten times more powerful than scream had nothing to do with it. Boo runs into the room, happy to be home. Hello? Claws: The kid almost touched me! You beat him. Let's see. (signing quickly) "From your scary friend Best wishes", (The geeks stop in front of a trash chute. ), (Relieved, Sulley turns and walks away. Monsters, Inc. (2001) - Full Cast & Crew - IMDb (The recruits sit in their usual chairs, taking notes. My mom! He's thinking of a place to hide. Hello. Mike runs toward Sulley, reaching for the bear.). Sulley: See you on the scare floor, buddy! ), (Behind the fourth wall of the simulator, the tryout room is filled with yellow-suited CDA agents. Red alert! Come on, get lost, you two. (Sulley has an idea. (George realizing he caused the alarms, and he tries frantically to remove the sock. But it's impossible to get a reservation there. Tugging on a wrench, Boo accidentally opens a secret panel, revealing a dark corridor. No way! (A large vacuum-like machine lowers from the ceiling.). Mike: (v.o.) (Claws' assistant slaps him across the face.). Randall: Word on the street is the kid's been traced back to this factory. So help me! Category:Pixar Transcripts | Moviepedia | Fandom GYAH!!!!! I believe Toy Story 2's bloopers are in the credits on the Disney+ version. (Mike scoots her out of view using a broom, then sprays the area with disinfectant. Sulley: Oh! . Psst. In silence, he slowly pushes it past Mike.). Wasn't I great?! Sir, uh today might be a little--, (The lead CDA agent is anxious to get on with their work.).
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